Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
    Me: Which one?
    Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
    Me: That's two separate shows
    Mum: No
    there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
    and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
    because she was going out with that blonde lady
    Me: That still could be either show
    Mum: I think there were clones
    Me: There we go.

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via caffeinatednation)

"Sometimes you just can’t save someone from themselves."
- Dave Grohl, In response to Kurt Cobain’s suicide (via hidr0xide)

(Source: tenuous-magic, via tanc-h)

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via caffeinatednation)

ernbarassing:

i wonder if anyone uses the same password as me

(Source: ernbarassing, via youhaveabrightsoul)

"When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today."
- Nicki Minaj (via hotsenator)

(Source: youwantsum, via danieelleboyer)

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

(via tanc-h)

englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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(Source: englland, via blahhitsjuly)